Ok so here is a lady that is out to get her husband good, and she should. They wife caught her husband cheating on her, well at least she said she has proof. Yep, you guessed it, that is not her underwear but her husband's lover undergarment. So the wife actually decided to put the cheating proof on ebay and so far, it's up to 25k!!!
Here is the story so far: "Once upon a time there was a women who, after 22 years of marriage, found evidence that the soon to be ex-husband, had had 'The Tart' in their marital bed this very afternoon. This low life deceitful son-of-a-person ( I'm all for political correctness) blatantly denied that this event took place even though the evidence is irrefutable and is now up for auction on e-bay."
I was going to try and say something here but there are no words.
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7.22 LAZY DUMBASSES OF THE DAY
File this under: Drink alot of REDBULL before you rob a joint!!
Police in Seattle were called to a possible break-in at a Fred Meyer department store. When they arrived, they found a trail of pillows from the store's storage room to the place where the two dumbasses were sleeping. They were napping on the stuff they stole! Police took pictures of them before placing them under arrest.
Before waking these idiots, the police should have taken out a Sharpie and scribbled "I suck at robbing" and "world's worst thieves" on their foreheads. Kyle Burress, 25, and Allen Pierce, 27, have been charged with second-degree burglary. The police say alcohol was involved. Yeah, so was stupidity and laziness.
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7.17 TALK ABOUT GOING BEHIND YOUR DAUGHTERS BACK
"As Stephanie Martinez was getting money out of a cash drawer, a co-worker, Rudy Sandoval, fought back against the intruder, knocking off his wig and sunglasses. Whe she saw the face behind the wig and dark glasses, "I dropped the money," Ms. Martinez said. "I said, 'Don't hit him again! That's my dad!' And he said, 'What's he doing here?' and I said, 'I don't know!' "
News is that Stephanie was not involved but her mom was!
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